once upon a time. . . continue!

once upon a time,

there was a fine looking pretty kind hearted and supperrrr attractive lady live

down the corner.

but she was a very lonely old kinda 'super attractive' one.

she thought she was meant to leave alone for the rest of her life picking up woods to get herself warm during these cold days.(sad)

and suddenly a group of gangsta comes outta nowhere and gave her a cute kitten in a box (say whattt? lol)

it was quite a strange thing for her, to receive such a present from err. . gangsta obviously? but a kind hearted she is, she accept it politely and pretend to like it (good girl!)

and just about she had the kitten in her arms to hold, the group of gangsta took the kitten roughly, and throw the kitten in the air a few times while singing negaraku (say whatttt? #2nd tak memasal ohh)

then the gangsta say, 'in ur face! why would we want to give u a presenttttt? oh cmonnnn! u're a jokeeee' amd laugh satanic.(muahahaha)

and then the cat suddenly pooped while they were throwing the cat in the air. the poop went straight into their respective mouths which then caused a viral infection which made all of the gangstas mute.(play with ur imaginations!)

lucky the lady didnt follow them to laugh too , so now its time for her to pay back! the lady catch the cat back and sang 'break your heart' by Taio Cruz dancing with the cat. and said 'ah hah! in ur faceee!" with nigga slang of course**(let it run wilddd, haha)

and then came this lover(jeng jeng jeng)

sooo this guy, he's not really ugly nor handsome. he's just some average joe working part time at roti boy as a baker.(apakah?)

and this girl she's a beauty queen , she annoys him at times, but she knows just what to say when shedoes do to get his heart back. she has a beautiful brown eyes, pale white skin, a stunning smile, religuous, and she caught his heart. the guy is so serious with her and they're getting married soon. (hmmm.. .?)

mind those grammar errors. lol it ridiculous, but its just something for me to keep . :)